I WIN. Friday 5, on Friday.
Literally every single one of these things made me laugh out loud, at least once.
1. "You can't touch Daniel Radcliff, and you can't touch the animals!" -Miranda, on a dinner conversation containing bestiality, pedophilia, zoos, "The Goat" and "Equus."
2. The Levi 501 commercial. If you haven't seen this, go now. Saw it while slightly inebriated - but just as funny, if not more so, when sober.
3. My favorite Wikipedia find this week: The Hipster PDA. I mistakenly thought it was a stroke of Adam's brilliance... not so much. Make sure you read the sidebar on the right.
4. I unwrapped two Starbursts in my mouth. I've done it before, but generally the wrappers come out a soggy, shredded mess, but this time, those wrappers were totally intact. Yes, boys, I am available.
5. CraigsList. HOLY EFF. Remember the Boy Scout? His crazy ex? Well, here she is, for the win.
That is the sound of me being validated.
1 comments:
for those of us who can't remember the Boy Scout, care to give us a link?
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